Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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