she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
