watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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