i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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