How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Soap is not a condiment
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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