Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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