Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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