I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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