She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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