I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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