HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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