Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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