I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Who died my cat blue again?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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