i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
