Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
