just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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