I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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