she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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