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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept

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(404): View more from Georgia

i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me

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(804): View more from Virginia

You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Actions speak louder than pants.

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(256): View more from Alabama

FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.

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(585): View more from New York

Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

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(519): View more from Ontario

How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things

(1-519): View more from Ontario

I felt like I was at the zoo

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(404): View more from Georgia

Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...

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