my mouth tastes like poor choices
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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