I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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