Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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