apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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