road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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