Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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