Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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