this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
