We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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As shirtless as possible
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize