hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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