so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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