I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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