i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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