you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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