Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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