You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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