Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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