Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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