I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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