I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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