Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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