CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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