Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i came on her dog
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Dear god my vagina.
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