I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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