Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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