you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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