We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
you didnt know i had herpes?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
