I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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