im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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