I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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