Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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