my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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