I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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