You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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