Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize
