Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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