so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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