you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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