YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
